phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

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babyhaims:

*sees dog* that is the most beautiful dog i’ve ever seen
*sees another dog* that is the most beautiful dog i’ve ever seen
*sees third dog* that is the most beautiful dog i’ve ever s

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oprahsmom:

I don’t know how flirting works

oprahsmom:

I don’t know how flirting works

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gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

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Control your breathing, don’t let your breathing control you.

another runner chick i follow on twitter (via distancequeen)

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Reblog if you’ve been told you have a nice ass.

shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

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